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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7506 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.