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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6597 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4263 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.