NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6912	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6496
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8546

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Towns Built:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ores Mined:	3563	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Whispering Willow Creek 1.20.5

1.20.5, Barefoot, Candid, creek, feet, foot fetish, Foot fetish blog, foot fetish community, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, Foot fetish pictures, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot model, Foot photography, foot pics, Foot selfie, foot worship, post, Soles, Thread, Toes, whispering, Willow

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	2556	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the boring real world and live your best blocky life.

We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!

BlockyBO Minecraft Server

BlockyBO, Bộ, body odor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, coworker, customer service, Feedback, Hospitality, Management, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Professionalism, Server, Social Skills, teaching skills, Team Building, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team-building experience! Our workshops involve building epic collages together, but watch out for the BO monster lurking among us. Our coworker Mark may have a strong odor, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the immersive experience. Get close to your fellow players as you work together to crack open windows and escape the stench. And if you dare to confront Mark about his BO, be prepared for a chilly reception and some intense drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of surprises? Join now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

SleepCraftRUs

adolescent, bedtime, Communication, family conflict, Father, insomnia, lack of sleep, NAP, Parent-child relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, SleepCraftRUs, sleeping in, staying up late, teenage sleep patterns, teenager, waking up early

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

BlockSecretsMC

#revelation, BlockSecretsMC, Childhood, Communication, Concealed, confession, family, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, parents, privacy, relationship, Secrets, shame, taboo, Trust, Truth, unspoken, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	772
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Have you ever secretly built a giant roller coaster in your backyard made entirely out of cake blocks and pig saddles? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your wildest building fantasies run wild without worrying about getting grounded by your parents! Join us for a roller coaster ride of epic proportions and let your creativity soar to new heights (literally, we have flying pigs)! So come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to confess your Minecraft secrets and join the fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

ap, CraftyZelenskyysHouse, European Pravda, Minecraft, rejecting agreement, Server, short-sighted, US, White House, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	921	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	287	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Mouse Munchies: Opsin 3 Quest

Animal Behavior, appetite control, Brain, brain activity, brain function, discovery, food consumption, human metabolism, hunger regulation, light-sensitive protein, metabolism regulation, Mice, Mouse, Munchies, neurobiology, neuroscience, Opsin, opsin 3, Quest, research, scientific study, suppress, weight management

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are like, super smart scientists who discovered how to control food consumption in mice with some brain protein thingy? well, on our server, we have this opsin 3 thing that can make u eat less in real life just by playing minecraft. it’s like magic, but with science and stuff.

imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies u want in minecraft without gaining any weight in real life. it’s like having a cheat code for your metabolism, but without actually cheating.

join us on this epic adventure where we explore the mysteries of opsin 3 and its effects on human metabolism. who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secret to eternal snacking without consequences. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and diamonds.

so come on, join our server and become a master of the opsin 3 universe. who knew playing minecraft could make you a scientific genius?

EcoCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, d double d letter d lowercase d uppercase D d tag d keyword d search d term d phrase d long tail d double d comma d separated d list d 20 d tags d d d d tag d d keyword, d.., EcoCraft, Realms

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a magical wonderland on crack? Picture this: flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a dance party with Endermen.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated insanity where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing predictable is the unpredictable. And also, we have free virtual cookies.

ActorFanaticMC SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Alien Abductions:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, our server is run by a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise! They have magical powers that can turn your pickaxe into a diamond one just by sneezing on it, no joke!

And get this, our spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! So you can build a house out of cheddar or go mining for some gouda, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, every full moon we have a massive dance party with the Ender Dragon, who is actually a really good breakdancer. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant dragon doing the worm!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama invasion). See you there, fellow gamers! #llamalove #cheeseworld #enderdragonparty