NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Enchantments Applied:	200
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Void Armor Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5357	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Towns Built:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	3320	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

active community, bedrock, business district, Discord, Elected positions, Experience, gameplay, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, mega bases, Mob Heads, player events, player heads, Server, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Spice, Tools, Tribal towns, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelisted, wooden

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

#youtube, beats, blocky, copyright claim, copyright infringement, copyright laws, copyright protection, intellectual property, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music copyright, music creators, music licensing, original content, Original music, original song, Server, songwriting, youtube content, youtube copyright, YouTube copyright claim, YouTube copyright policy, YouTube music restrictions

Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreepyPasta SMP – Vidya Exeg

4chan, Archive, args, creepypasta, Creepypasta games, cytube, exeg, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Homemade pastas, Old Man Reads, Room #476, Room Template, SlenderARGs, Slendermiku, smp, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the dark and twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where things are not always as they seem.

Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Animals Bred:	195
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.