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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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