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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4636 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7857 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!