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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4758 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 4766 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!