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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 889 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that it’s run by a 99-year-old ex-nazi camp secretary. but get this, he’s not just any old secretary, he’s, like, a master builder in minecraft. he can create the most insane builds u’ve ever seen, like a giant swastika made out of diamonds or a concentration camp made out of bedrock.
u might be thinking, “why would i want to join a server run by a nazi?” well, let me tell u, this guy is, like, totally reformed. he’s seen the error of his ways and now he’s using his minecraft skills for good. he’s building schools and hospitals and even a theme park dedicated to world peace.
plus, if u join his server, u get, like, special perks. u can fly around the map on a magic carpet made out of golden apples or summon a zombie army to do ur bidding. and every month, there’s a pvp tournament where the winner gets a real-life hug from the ex-nazi himself.
so, like, if u want to join the most insane minecraft server ever and hang out with a reformed ex-nazi, then u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.
