so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 2401 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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