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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8833 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.
also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.
oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
