| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5597 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 485 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2576 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join this server and your wishes will come true! Well, maybe not all of them, but at least two out of three ain’t bad, right?
We’ve got a magic eight ball that will give you all the answers you need. Just ask a question and see what fate has in store for you!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1212 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player reveals they’re actually in their 60’s and their ex has terminal cancer! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy stories you’ll encounter on our server.
Join now for a chance to witness family drama, secret illnesses, and questionable holiday plans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7405 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7486 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4626 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Votes: | 3264 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 672 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4226 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!
We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 100 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2488 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| The Eternal Region [SMP] | |
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| Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships. | |
| Invite Link | https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG |
| What Makes Us Different? | |
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| A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here! | |
| Apply to Join! | We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure! |
| Our latest event was the Melody Hunt! | |
To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.
The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.
Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.
Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.
Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3874 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4657 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!
Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!
Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?
Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6508 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.
join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9170 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 7963 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9189 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7075 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 564574 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Description: | A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged! |
Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.
| A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered. | |
| Custom Items | Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience. |
| Thriving Economy & Player Shops | Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town! |
| Cosmetic-Only Store | Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here! |
| Mini-Games & Events | Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community! |
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun. |
| A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community | We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay. |
| Server Name: | Racoon Hideout |
| Version: | Play on any version! |
| Gameplay: | Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features |
| Crossplay: | Java & Bedrock supported |
Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.
Join us today and become part of something amazing!
Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!
See you in the Hideout!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3439 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!
Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1917 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!
Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!
So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6618 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”
Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?
