lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Crops Grown: 7679 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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