NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoSewNoProbMC

bodysuit, Comic Con, Communication, compromise, COSPLAY, cosplay costume, creativity, Disappointment, diy, Fabric, fallout jumpsuit, family, Handmade, last minute, Materials, Mother Daughter, NoSewNoProbMC, Outfit, Sewing, sewing project

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	179	Alien Abductions:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3832

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Items Found:	5648
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	561	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8171
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Animals Bred:	147
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2944	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	578023	Meteorites Collected:	1