so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mines Excavated: 1951
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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