come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Love Letters Sent: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8225
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3430
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7420 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8096
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Emeralds Found: 3538

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 288
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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