come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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