Nations SMP

New Minecraft Servers

A Minecraft map in the style of an equirectangular projection of Earth. On here, it is up to you to forge your own path. Choose to change the world for the better or worse as you choose to either conquer it, or liberate it. Start your settlement, define your culture, forge your nation and spread throughout the seas!

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Cunt Ads Realm 1.20

kosher store, Ads, kosher cooking, Jewish cuisine, kosher meals

Yo bro, imagine this Minecraft server is like that dude freaking out over burekas with sausage and cheese! But don’t worry, our server is certified kosher by the best rabbi in town! Join us for a wild ride of legit gaming and crazy adventures! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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High Res Flac Minecraft SMP Video Enjoying Player

wait time, Favorite, music player, music enjoyment, video enjoying

Are you tired of listening to low-quality music while playing Minecraft on other servers? Are you sick of waiting forever just to post a meme on some boring image board? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only use the highest quality music players for all your FLAC needs. Plus, you can post all the shitposts you want without any ridiculous wait times. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the ultimate in high-res music and meme posting madness!

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PizzaCrafters

mushrooms, meat lovers, cheesy goodness, type of pizza, Pineapple

Do you like your pizza with a side of epic Minecraft adventures? Then you gotta join our server! We’ve got so many crazy toppings to choose from, like exploding creepers and diamond-studded pepperoni. Plus, our pizza delivery guy is a zombie pigman who always gets your order right…even if he has to chase you down in the Nether to do it! So come on over and join us for a slice of the action – just watch out for the lava sauce!

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OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Cutting Edge, russia, defense industry, innovation, weapons technology

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

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Noob Graduates Never Learn

people, success, Skills, graduates, application

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Nations SMP

Cunt Ads Realm 1.20

High Res Flac Minecraft SMP Video Enjoying Player

PizzaCrafters

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Noob Graduates Never Learn