Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

openacademy.live

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

mc.teamone.sg

AlcatrazCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

welcome to our server we have donate ranks witch are awesome and we have pvp and a huge drop parties and on july 2 admin b-day witch a huge celebrate coming hope we see you add me on skype sakon3218 <-- any problems and questions

198.24.134.114

Lost Boys

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

lostboys.game-host.org

DodgysHoose

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	4201	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org

AssassinHaven

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	260
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Emeralds Found:	4680
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7958

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org