Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	230
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7469	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	125

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	2970

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8728	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Potions Brewed:	34

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mines Excavated:	1176	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6856
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Animals Bred:	85
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crops Grown:	3141
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	216

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.