Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Items Found:	2601
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Farms Harvested:	490
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3094
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2332	Emeralds Found:	8654
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	588

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	9358	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	143	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6510
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.