Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FarSkyblock

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SagaCraft Brazil

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Universal-Rebirth

Bedwars, Economy, Survival Games

Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1514	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocks2Die

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Potions Brewed:	58
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1032
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WorldCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4987	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Emeralds Found:	5789
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Potions Brewed:	80
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8053	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5513	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	3242	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	9053	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.