Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	577581	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	New Chunks Explored:	321281
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ores Mined:	2119
Towns Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	8775
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	123427
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	209
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crops Grown:	1971	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Towns Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4909
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.