Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9752
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	7849
New Chunks Explored:	63018	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ores Mined:	1142	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Crops Grown:	1885
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9023
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!