Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Raid Nation

RAID NATION

Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4200	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ShulkerVerse

Vanilla

semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

minecraft temple

We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

we look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Uthrandir Universe

The Uthrandir Universe is a collection of servers connected to allow instantaneous travel from one to the other. We offer high quality gameplay of different types.

Our belief system is rooted in a deep respect for the individual player and we aim to create an experience you won’t be able to find anywhere else. NO harassment, NO lag and NO moderator’s whim to follow. Energized and inspired by the endless possibilities of Minecraft, we on Uthrandir have set out to create a new community based on our core belief system. A clean break from anything you have seen.We strive to achieve excellence in all facets of our development and to always try to be ‘ahead of the norm’; never settling for mediocrity or giving into laziness and maintain our values and morales in perpetuity. If our beliefs and goals resonate with yours, then “you’ve finally found your home”!

Our servers:

Age of Kindling – Minecraft Survival Clash of Crowns – Minecraft Fantasy Roleplay Ireneus’ Reverie – Minecraft Creative (coming soon!) Age of Embers – Minecraft RPG / PvP Factions (coming soon!)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ZIvercraft

Mini Games, Survival

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RageFox

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Towny

RageFox is a Norwegian server with room for everyone.

RageFox has existed since April 2012 and gradually became known among players in Norway. We strive to keep up to date with the latest updates from Mojang as well as all known plugins that we have chosen to run on our server.

With us, you can play exactly what you want as we have several different servers in the hub itself. If you feel like hunting players and raiding them, you have the opportunity to do so. If you want to build at your leisure, we have our own Creative server. If you want to build a city and run it like a proper mayor, you also have the opportunity to do that. Log in to the server and enter the portal to the world you want to play in.

Creative Server Explore new blocks, build your dream house or create a huge maze! Create exactly what you want on the creative server. Here you get your own plot that only you can build on, or friends if you invite them. Try redstone mechanics, make a water slide or try your hand at a roller coaster!

Faction Server – No Rules, No Mercy! On the faction server you can do pretty much exactly what you want without being punished for it! Almost everything is legal here and you can kill and raid players as much as you want. Here, the strongest wins and YOU must survive by getting an alliance that can protect you. Protect your and your friends’ territory, kill the enemy and take over!

Towny server – You are the mayor, you decide Settle in an area that has not yet been developed. Invite workers into your city so you can lead them to build one of the biggest cities. Make sure your finances are in order so your city doesn’t go bankrupt. Adjust taxes to your citizens so they don’t get mad and leave it. This is your city, you rule and you decide.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Enchanted Survival

Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Enchanted Survival! A Vanilla factions survival server who welcomes everyone! For those wanting a laid back Minecraft experience, where you can make friends & roam the lands. The world is your oyster! Build up your empire & become more powerful each time you play. We will be hosting fun events, holiday themed minigames, challenges, and parkour courses! Currently on 1.17.1 & always updating! Help us build our friendly community & join us today!

ENCHANTED SURVIVAL IP – 51.81.75.45:25615

Join our discord family! – https://discord.gg/BS8B9k2YxU

See you online 🙂

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Galaxy Land

Survival

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RPG WorldCraft24

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.