Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	852
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

11th Dream

Survival

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DarmaCraft

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Chunk Creative

A Minecraft Creative Server, featuring medieval and fantasy builds mainly! Join us now! We offer Monthly Contests with cool prices and lots of fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8664	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sela Mixers

Mini Games, PvP

Have a unique Minecraft adventure! Join the server server where daily activities await. Have fun while participating in exciting challenges and making new friends. Experience the endless possibilities of our world and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!