Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Cereal Bowl

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ClamityFurs

Survival

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pigcraft QC

Pigcraft QC is a wonderful server with a rich community. We encourage people of all ages to come and take part in our server, although many of our players are 14+. We are hosted free of charge thanks to our wonderful server owner, which means any and all donations go toward improving the server and community. Donating is entirely optional and it’s easy to upgrade from Guest to Member by posting an introduction on our forums.

We have approx. 40 plugins that make each of our worlds unique, including iConomy 6 for our economy. In addition to our main world, we offer Survival Games so you run, hide, and confront up to 24 of your friends! Members have access to PlotMe Creative and our End world is kept fresh with EndReset so you’ll always have a dragon waiting to hug and/or murder you. Of course, we’re not always so serious – we have Pigasus and DiscoSheep+ to keep the party going!

We sincerely hope you’ll join us at mc.pigcraft.net. Don’t forget to vote for us once you get to our forums – you’ll receive a Diamond in-game when you use your Minecraft username!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nodigit

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HyperionSMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

My SMP server is a lifesteal variant! It comes with custom mobs, and items without any mods! Proxmity chat as well! It’s consistently being updated, and worked on. Dungeons you can explore with loot and more! We got the hard SMP, and the casual one! You can pick and choose! Hard SMP doesn’t have much rules while the casual one does, more or so for builders! If you’d like to join, the official release is **October 30th**!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ShadowCraft

ShadowCraft is a factions/PVP Server that just started and needs players. We are hosted on a dedicated server with no lag so you can have fun without any interruptions. Our server contains a nice spawn, an admin shop, as well as a user market, mob arena, and many more. Some of those are all still in development but, join and get a head start against the rest! Join now to experience the fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SpiritMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

SpiritMC us a new amazing Minecraft Survival Server with many features!

We have; A custom shop, often events, giveaways and more! We also have a bank, not P2W! We are updating so much and would love for you to join us! Please join the discord and support us in any way! (Even playing helps!)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Daegonner PvP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The official Daegonner server! We’re finally back! Just reset and released!

Factions & KitPvP! Dedicated Server, DDoS protection Cannoning Jar, Fully optimized ObbyDestroyer, mcMMO KitPvP, Crystals, Lottery 1v1, Duels, KoTHs, Auctions Instant Soup, FTop And much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.