Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

Active, Community, Economy, hermitcraft, Semivanilla, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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About Us

ChillZone is a newly releasing Semi-Vanilla server. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have a say as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.We’ve existed as a community for around 4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂

Our Values

Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Some of Our Features

Vanilla Tweaks, including Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.Discord Linking, you can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server.Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.Player Shops, including a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lifecraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MinecraftSMP

Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

QNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Resort Islands of Misfit

We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EldoronCraft

EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AllPurposePvP

*PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ModernEmpire

ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

G[B]H Dedicated Server

we are a new server i am looking for people that can help me with the settings and permmisions if anyone can i will give them head admin when the server get up and running come on to talk to me my name is timtam123456

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

A simple good old survival server with wonderful plugins. You start simple! You dont need to login or anything just join warp to the survival world and start your amazing survival! We are 24/7 and have friendly admins. The server is located in canada canadians eh but the bandwith is amazing in other parts of the world as well! Now we have fixed plugins that will not be as glitchy to damage you everytime you jump! We also has a few custum scripted plugins! *Latest news =============================== RAM upgraded *Boost plugin installed (Now alot less lag!)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafting Reality – 24/7 –

Crafting Reality is a fun and relaxing server. King staff, and always friendly players.

CRAFTING REALITY [CR] – PvP – 24/7 / ECONOMY

Also looking for staff!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BizzCraft | Freebuild Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

BizzCraft is a five year old Minecraft FreeBuild Survival Server with a non-pvp aspect as well no griefing. It is a family friendly server that has a variety of players and has a range of all talents. With over a total of 150,000 people joining over the past five years we would love to see you join our community today! Visit our website at BizzCraft.Net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Chiaroscuro

do what you can to survive and make or break friends along the way chiaroscuro is a hardcore pvp server equiped with economy, factions, mcmmo all you need to wipe the floor with your enemy.

rules are simple: grief and raid is allowed but try not to be a dick about it dont harass people, dont go advertising on here like a dick, and have fun ^_^

staff: Moonfox597 (owner) chris03pwnd (co owner) Ieaka (admin) ziben (moderator)

HAVE FUN AND TRY NOT TO DIE (serious, good luck >=D)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EndCraft

Endcraft, Other

EndCraft at this griefer level you can also griefer and develop on the continent with pleasure

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TAWCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TAWcraft Vanilla Server IP: mc.taw.net The Art of Warfare TAW was formed in March 2001 and has since grown into a first class gaming organization. We have over 2400 active members from all around the world playing over 40+ different games. Of course you are looking to join Minecraft and here are some of the benefits we offer to Minecraft Community Players:

Vanilla Bungee Cord Server IP: mc.taw.net, Survival with Towny, Factions, Skyblock and Creative Servers All the Mods Bungee Cord Server Uses Curse Client

When does TAWs Minecraft team meet Tuesday 21:00 EST, Wednesday 14:00 EST, Sunday 13:00 EST

What are the Requirements to join TAW 15 years of age or older. Willing to commit to two events per week real life comes first, normal game play can count as an event. Must have and use Teamspeak 3

How do you join TAWs Minecraft team Go to taw.net, Click Apply in upper right corner, Fill in the forms, Select Minecraft as the game you want to join.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.