Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Laerad SMP

Server Headlines: ============== => Dedicated 24/7 => No registration or signup required! => No donations required! => No PvP except in dedicated PvP maps (warhub). => No creative mode, we play legit, though we have MCMMO to make gathering more fun. => Many plugins to make freebuilding more fun, like Falsebook and Runecraft. => Multiple homes & player teleports. => Guests arrive in a temporary guest world. Ask for promotion after building a house and gathering some food and ores. => Anti-Grief with LWC, Hawkeye, worldguard and deathchests.

Address: mc.laerad.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Creature Craft Modded Hub

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Creature Craft is a group of high quality modded and non-modded Minecraft servers it was first started 3 years ago with just a mo’ creatures server and we have grown a lot since then we have just launched the new modded hub project and right now we have Mo’ Creatures and Pixelmon servers with many more on the way all linked to the same hub! We work very hard to keep everything fun and lag free so come join us and have some fun!!

Mo’ Creatures Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The Mo’ Creatures server is a survival server setup with only the Mo’ Creatures mod by dr zhark we have both pvp and non pvp wrapped into the same server so everyone can have fun! We have many plugins and mini games such as Hunger games, Pvp arenas, and many economy based plugins!

Pixelmon Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The pixelmon server is a survival server setup with the pixelmon mod as well as a few of the side mods we try to make sure there are always gym leaders online and host events has much as we can! Once you join all you have to do is walk out of spawn, build your house and catch em all!!!

Modpack Server: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/creature-craft-server-mod-pack.535595 The modpack server is a server setup with a huge variety of mods there are alot of mods so there is always something to do and new mods to try we try to keep everything up to date so come on do some magic, raise a dragon whatever you fancy!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pyromine PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Here at Pyromine we have dedicated staff, fully configured plugins, 99% uptime and no lag. The server is hosted in the USA, with 1GB* of ram and 20 slots*.

The server offers a free starter kit when you first join to get you started, this is a factions raiding server with PvP on and no banned items.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KnightCraft

KnightCraft is a roleplaying survival server that utilizes the multiplayer plugins Factions and mcMMO. We have extremely friendly staff that will help you if you require. There will always be the Owner or an admin on at anytime. We look forward to see you there!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8617	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wyvern Creative Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Lebron Factions

Best Faction Server There Is

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Rich and Aprils survival

New server need help building and setting up need help chosing plugins and just some good advice and please come to have fun and check out what we got so ffar

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MegaMine Server

NO LAG! SUPER FAST!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	261
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ScavengerCraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OPCraft

Join OP-Craft DROP PARTY EVERY DAY! Owner:GoldenBrand Join now

Unban:$5 God Armour:$10 God Weapon:$3 God Tools:$3

Donate to: [email protected]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

THE GRID

Creative

We are a creative minecraft server with an emphasis on freedom. Build to your hearts content without the worry of griefers or server wipes. 99.9% uptime, no lag and no whitelist! Our friendly community of builders encourage maturity and mutual respect. Pass your initiation as a Builder rank and enjoy utter freedom when you become part of the Architect and Dreamer team!

Check out our screenshots: http://is.gd/Y2Q91x

Worlds: Spawn – Our servers go-to place to hang out; built by our own community. Trial – Prove your worth and show off your creativity in a PlotMe map! The Grid – Main world for Architects Outer Space – Space world for Architects Flatlands – Plot world for Architects The Earth: 1:1500 scale map of the Earth VS and WE Training: VoxelSniper and WorldEdit training ground for Dreamer ranked players

Plugins: Essentials, Multiverse, PlotMe, WorldGuard, CoreProtect, SimpleBackup, McBans, NoCheatPlus, Dynmap, Shortify, Wireless Redstone, Travel Portals, Citizens, Chairs, Sponge Trampolines, Item Stay, Pick Boat, Mudders Milk, Custom Music, ThunderPlus and much more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2598	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MinecraftMalta

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Titan

Welcome to Titan,

This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Devil’s Minecraft

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.