Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	544606

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCLoaded

Factions, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Player Heads, Economy and more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Nameless PvP

Welcome to Nameless PvP! This server is a pvp based factions server. There is also raiding, so make your base/house hard to find and hard to access! Rules: [1] No Hacking [2] Don’t Be Rude [3] Don’t spam staff, they will help when they have time [4] Donators or VIP’s can’t be scammed! [5] Do not ask for op or staff positions. [6] Do not Ignore Staff [7] No Advertising other servers or webpages! [8] Staff can play, raid and pvp! As long as they don’t spawn in items or pvp when they do /tp! If they do this, report them with /ticket. Website: http://namelesspvp.enjin.com Right now the website is a work in progress and more will be added when the server gets more donations! We hope you enjoy your time on the server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

vSprawl

vSprawl.co.uk is a small London Server. We have been running a while but have very few players at the mo. Come and help us make it bigger! We have survival and creative maps and a few useful plugins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

downundercraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mienenkraft

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

Since our server is a server with mods, you have to download our client first. You can find it on our homepage: www.mienenkraft.de Our client doesn’t need a simple installation! Simply download, unzip and start playing! Your own Minecraft version remains completely untouched by us so that you can still play on all your servers. In addition, a texture pack (which supports the mods) is already preinstalled and the server is already set up. But we don’t just have mods. We have also installed some plugins that make the game more fun. For example, we have Chestshop for better trading, Jobs to earn money in the first place, Residence to create and protect properties. Since we are still under construction, we are still looking for many players who want to create their dream world with us. We look forward to seeing you! mfg MK-Team<

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MinecraftYouPlay

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LaserCraft

A new small Tekkit Classic server. Great people and an awesome Owner :P! 188.227.183.10:25565 is the ip. LaserCraft welcomes all! So join for a fun time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Farms Harvested:	350	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

9tx.org

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Griefing, MCMMO/PVP, No Factions – Pure Minecraft! Store your stuff in the Enderchest at spawn – free private item bank!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Oak Craft Prison

The first block is Newbie. This is like all prisons and you get access to basics. Then you buy Convict which is still the same as all others. However after that you can choose what you want to buy next Hunting Mining Farming Each of these consist of 3 tiers and you will have to purchase all 3 tiers of each before you can become free.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LifeMMO

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

We are BACK! With our new realistic earth map scale 1:1000 We boast premium TOWNY and premium MCMMO features! Get what you want with advanced trading systems!

Simple, just join (no mods required).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

mcnovus

It is a great server with multiple worlds. creative, adventure, and survival. we have the tardis, creeper heal, mcmmo+mcmmo rankup, and more. its still kind of new, let me know what you think.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MC.DeepGamers.Net

MC.DeepGamers.net is a PvP, Factions, Raiding, All Hardcore!! We have 3 PvP Arenas.. AND 1 Cow, Pig, and Chicken Killing arena.. 2 Huge Mazes. 1 Has 7 infinite levels. lots of mobs to kill and Free loot in chests We bet you get lost………

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Andromeda Network

FTB, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Andromeda Network is a collection of both modded and non-modded Minecraft servers! We are a small, growing community of players who have been together since 2013! Come join us today! We offer 24/7 servers with little to no lag, cross server chat, donor ranks, voting ranks and more!

We currently host the following servers:

-Stompzcraft – The OG Towny experience! Join with ip: play.an-mc.net

– Vanilla Minecraft – Limited Plugin Minecraft – ip: play.an-mc.net

-MC Eternal – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net:25666

-StoneBlock2 – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net: 25252

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/BJy4EDF

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.