Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3520	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ElectronicPvP

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PowerdByCrystals

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	6313

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PilotCraft

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	268

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

anklesneeze

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Economy server with multiworld, ECO. Skygrid, skyblocks, warhub, MCMMO and lots of extras including a custom guild system.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TDE – Timberman.de

Next time…

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	85	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CREATIVE PVP

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kryptopia – Jet Packs

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Kryptopia 1.8 Survival Minecraft Server. Latest Updates! Anti-grief protection. MCMMO, Essentials, Market, ChestShop, The Walls 2, Multiverse, Creative world and many more plugin’s installed. Large server capacity. Come join today! Great friendly community!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hoppercraft

Come on Hoppercraft we have factions,car racing, economy and more.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	197
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Clasteen

This is a nice server with cheap donator ranks! (15% discount on all ranks, use “Spring” coupon code)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.