Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LastOfUsSMP

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VentruTech

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Welcome to Kraft Kings we are a survival Server with towny & Factions plugins. We have PVP enabled in the wilderness so explore with caution. If you would like to join a Town,Make your own town or stand alone in the wilderness your choice.The KraftKings Server has numerous ways to gain money so come check us out

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5672
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

• Closed economy (with market & no inflation) • Anti-grief • Towns & nations • Creative plots including WorldEdit •MobArena • SkyWars • Friendly & helpful staff • Active community • 50+ custom plugins • Teamspeak

Stake your claim on part of the sprawling 40k×40k map either on your own or as a citizen of a town. After ranking up a few times you can even make your own town & nation! (Don’t worry, ranking up isn’t hard.) Admins will gladly roll back any griefs should they occur. DigitalForge’s economy is virtually exploit proof. Your digits retain their value over time too, digits (currency) outstanding is capped & inflation is closely monitored. Items are bought & sold on the market. The server also buys certain items, albeit at a discount to the market price. Staff here only have the extra abilities necessary to do their jobs and are players like everyone else. Each staff member has earned their position and new staff are chosen based on merit, not applications. We’re hosted on dedicated hardware with ample capacity & all major services are self hosted in order to optimize performance & player experience. Our active, friendly community is constantly growing & eager to welcome new members; log in and join us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Purplecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Havoc In Paradise

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	275

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BreackerCraft

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ores Mined:	9646

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.