Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Animals Bred:	116

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sliwco Server

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

A bukkit modded server, with SMP, mini-games and much more! We allow for players to have a survival experience, yet also play mini-games with a separate inventory so they do not risk loosing any items, currently supporting mini-games such as paintball, all which is custom coded JUST for this server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PixelmonCraft

FTB, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Darkserver

Creative Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sombrero Tekkit

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MIneShake Network

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ores Mined:	4847

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ServerUnti

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Phoenix Craft

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Animals Bred:	74
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.