Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Old Brutal Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

Brutal Network IP: mc.brutal-network.com

Welcome to Brutal Network, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Craftfirst

We are a German CRACKED Featurers RPG server with the following:

– classes – Abilities (spells) – mana system – New Life System – New regeneration system – Quests – Title – Admin Shops – bosses – Own items – New enchantment system – Town and Villages – User shops

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hexicraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

123pvp.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kubcraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Eden Universe

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

-=Eden Universe=-Eden Universe is a minigamesand factions server, we allow people to go to Survival, Factions, Skyblock, Cops & Robbers, Teacher, Skywars, king of the ladder, PRISON, and Hunger Games You won’t get bored on this server we promise that :). -=How can I join?=- Server Ip: Play.Mrgocanes.com -=Community=- Eden Universe is well known for the nice community we have, people of all ages join and seem to make new friends every day, meet your friends now, and join Eden Universe:)! Hope to see you on our server! We have a TON of plugins and great staff. Please join today! We have a ton of people and great staff that are always on. Join today and check out the great server. We are adding a prison world on the server as a new world and may be adding more minigames. We are also recruiting staff so apply now! -=Contact=- site: www.mrgocanes.com skype: Mrgocanes

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BouCraft

BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Social Craft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PvPCorporation

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Here at the PvPCorporation, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. A strong point at PvPCorporation is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice. Crafted and balanced to perfection!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

darkage

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Crops Grown:	2068	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Clash of Magic

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

What can you expect joining this new world of Clash of Magic?

Free!!! I am dedicated in making this server 100% free to all users. All premium plugins I buy for the server are accessible to all. The only ranks in the game are the ones to find while adventuring. All players have the ability to get all the features in game with no purchase necessary.

Magic! Spells can be found throughout the map, hidden in dungeons or a tower that is guarded by a boss. Good luck finding the spells, only the true adventurer will reap the reward of exploration.

Player Housing! These homes can be bought, customized, redesigned and they are block protected to the owner. Best part is that when you sell your house it pops back to its original shape for a new player to buy.

Bosses! Fight unique bosses that are guarding a dungeon with magic spells hidden within. Bosses may drop unique gear that help you progress throughout the map.

There is so much more!!! MCMMO, Art, Pets, Color Chat, Trails, Vampire, Werewolf, Gamebox Games, Horses, Emotes, Guilds, Dungeons, Quests, Powered Elytra, Rent-able Mines, and tons of places to explore!!! Again, all features are available to all players!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.