Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magic Items Found:	3785
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Farms Harvested:	841	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7869	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	3265	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7635
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	450679
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.