Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Farms Harvested: 127 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Power of Creation Server Overview

    Server Type Modded SMP
    Preferred Age 18+
    Location UK
    Main Content Mods Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    2. What is the focus of the server?

    The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

    3. What makes this server unique?

    The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 163 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

    Stinky Indians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

    So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Seething Minecraft SMP Player

    Seething Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Dimension Hops: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ParentalPanicCraft

    ParentalPanicCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1605
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

    and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

    so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCreeperz420

    CraftyCreeperz420
    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

    we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Villages Defended: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Broadband Binge Craft

    Broadband Binge Craft
    Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

    Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

    Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mines Excavated: 3778
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

    Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 186 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • GrampsGoneWildMC

    GrampsGoneWildMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

    CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP
    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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