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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4511 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.