haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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