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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Ores Mined: 7449 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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