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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Endless Night Skies: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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