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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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