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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Epic Battles Fought: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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