haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Love Letters Sent: 6
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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