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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Emeralds Found: 1069
Divine Spears Created: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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