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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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