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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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