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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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