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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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