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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ores Mined: 3353 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

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