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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Star Shards Collected: 289 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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