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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Magical Moments Shared: 29 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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